lulz-time:

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

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fancymaplesyrup:

i love roxy’s god tier so much ahhh UuU

edit: i changed her hair

chubbymon:

loverofscythe:

Shellter, the kitten that died in the animal shelter cause no one wanted it and then became a ghost.

somecallmeweird:

ultimategeekchopper:

dies

babiesssss

damonallbran:

preliminaires:

neugenics:

badafro:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy 

the dark pregnancy rises

I’m home and someone’s bought chocolate milk.  Furthermore, I’ve noticed a collection of wrappings in my various piles that mother clearly thought I’d miss due to the fact that they’re piles of rubbish.  I have not missed these new editions and am now forced to take time from my busy schedule to relocate them appropriately.  The bill will be sent in the mail. 

adroit-distraction:

biifurcatedcoder:

hs-ramblings:

dracosplushrump:

nyannekosugargirls:

meguu:

neeneeinacup:

piichuka:

flur-child:

aradiatime:

adorkable-things:

suchirolle:

hephaestus:

sollux…

pfft

SOLLUX

sollux

sollux

sollux

SOLLUX

sollux

sollux

sollux i

and here we see the homestuck fandom repeating the same word over and over again. we can observe the blogger known as dracosplushrump attempting to break free of the spell to no avail. i must be careful as it may only be a matter of time before i succu-SOLLUX

WHAT ABOUT ME. II GET IIT, iit wa2 the mo2t 2tereotypiical thiing II could 2ay! Are you all happy now, or dii2tre22ed, becau2e II can’t even tell anymore.

!!!! MOTHAFUCKIN SOLLUX

cosmickankri:

that sexual tension between two bloggers who always like/reblog each others’ posts

P plates and no car, still full from last time I went and coffee isn’t good enough.  You go wash those luscious locks while I carry myself